Thursday, May 31, 2007

HOLIDAY HYMN (9)



If she isn't on the beach, then you're sure to find Mrs V in the shoppoing malls - and Aruba has some of the 'best' (ie expensive) in this neck of the woods.

Shopaholic doesn't come close to describing my other half. She's a great one in particular for shoes and handbags (readers of old will recall with either affection or horror the tales that emanated from the weekend trip to Milan earlier in the year), so you can imagine her joy when she discovered that in adition to the island having a Gucci store (which benefitted from her custom in 2006), there is now also a very large and well-stocked Louis Vuitton shop.

And you wonder why I have trouble sleeping at night??

All of this is just a preamble to the one song that Mrs V insisted was part of the Holiday Hymns scrapbook. Its from an act that, for the love of me, I have great difficulty in explaining such popularity.

mp3 : Green Day - Holiday

Mrs V still takes great delight in reminding me that the last time she got to choose the tunes, the traffic reached an all-time high.....

Don't worry folks. Twee returns tomorrow.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

HOLIDAY HYMN (8)


The beach here gets turned into an open-air restaurant in the early evenings where you can hold hands with your loved one, as you each sip the cocktail of the day gazing out to sea and watching a spectacular sunset.

Benidorm it ain't. Oh, I'm turning into such a spoiled brat this holiday.

mp3 : Ballboy - Postcards From The Beach

With thanks to Jacques the Kipper for bringing Ballboy - a hugely talented lot from Edinburgh, Scotland - to my attention. And I believe it won't be too long before JtK himself starts this blogging lark. And believe me ladies and gentlemen, his way with words and his tastes in music will make it essential reading.
Off to catch more rays.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

HOLIDAY HYMN (7)


Not a sight that you see on too many beaches in Fife I bet.......(Morning Toad).

And before any of you ask, no......it's not Mrs V. But she'll be along soon.

mp3 : Jenny Owen Youngs - Hot In Herre

Great cover version of the Nelly hit single I think you'll agree.
Pass the Factor 8 darling......

Monday, May 28, 2007

HOLIDAY HYMN (6)

OK, it's a photo from 2006, but it could easily have been last night.

My normal tipple is Vodka, although when I feel like a change I'll try Spiced Rum. I'm also partial to a nice glass pf wine, and am not fussed whether it is white or red.

But when I come to this part of the world, it's cocktails all the way.....

Last night's meal was nothing special - in fact for Mrs V who is a vegetarian (and a non-fish eating one at that), it was a real let-down. But the barman saved the night with a concoction called Summer Rose - no idea what was in it, except is was red and tasted of strawberries.

Now I know the standards of TVV have slipped somewhat in recent times, but surely no-one can be upset by today's classic tune, that goes back to 1991:-

mp3 : Teenage Fanclub- Alcoholiday

It's on the LP Bandwagonesque. And it's one that every household should own. Buy it here.

Sunday, May 27, 2007

HOLIDAY HYMN (5)

It's Sunday. And it's really laid-back over here. Even the trees like to lie down.

That there's a Divi Tree. There's loads of them on Aruba. Click on the link for a little bit of education.

mp3 : Lloyd Cole & The Commotions - The Sea And The Sand
From the extended version of Rattlesnakes, the band's brilliant debut LP.

Saturday, May 26, 2007

HOLIDAY HYMN (4)


Meet the neighbours......

Actually, that's really unfair, cos there's a really lovely old Dutch couple next door who, thanks to countless holidays in this neck of the woods, and the type of complexion that tans under a 100-watt light-bulb, have skin the colour of a mahogany table. While we have to occasionally escape and retreat into the air-conditioned heaven, especially around midday, the neighbours are always sitting around talking to one another, playing cards or reading books and newspapers. They're clearly very much at ease with each other after what looks like a long marriage/partnership. It's real nice to see.

The little fella in the picture popped onto the porch last year - he was totally harmless. Mrs Villain loved him - in fact when we're out walking she'll stop and stare at all sorts of wildlife like lizards. Me?? I'm that bit more squeamish.....but I did take the photo.

Sorry to read that its not so nice back in the UK. It's Scottish Cup Final day in Scotland, and that usually brings nice weather. It's also a day on which some folk I know are getting married in Glasgow, so I hope it's semi-decent for them. Oh and as for the cup final.....I'm backing Celtic as my brother supports them, and also because their opponents, Dunfermline Athletic, are the local rivals of the team that I support (see profile for details).

Also sorry that I haven't been in to read too many other folks blogs these past few days. I'm hoping to do so over the next couple of days when I take a break from lying on the beach and listening to the i-pod.

I do wish you were all here.......

mp3 : The Undertones - Here Comes The Summer

Friday, May 25, 2007

HOLIDAY HYMN (3)

Sorry to gloat.....but this is the beach that we spent most of yeterday on, and to where we're about to go straight after breakfast.

It's called Eagle Beach and is less than 30 metres from the front door of our apartment. And yup, it's usually about as busy as the photo above. And yup, those are the colours of the sand and the sea.

You won't ever catch me on any of those jetski things though - that's best lest to the fun-loving young Dutch folk who populate our little bit of paradise.

mp3 : The Decemberists - Summer Song

Thursday, May 24, 2007

HOLIDAY HYMN (2)


This was last year's 1-bed apartment. We're a few doors along this time round, in a recently refurbished apartment - all the furniture is brand-new, including flat-screen TVs in the sitting area and bedroom. It's more luxurious than Villain Mansions.

It's been a gloriously sunny day. I'm as pink as a lobster (cos I ignored the advice given years ago by Betty Boo in Let Me Take You There.). Mrs V looks great as she takes a tan immediately. Here's a song from the 80s from a well-loved band from Bothwell, which is a village some 10 miles south-east of Glasgow.

mp3 : Friends Again - Sunkissed (12" version)

Singer Chris Thomson went on to form The Bathers, while guitarist James Grant found fame with Love & Money.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

HOLIDAY HYMN (1)


The Villains will today head for Aruba, part of the Dutch Caribbean, for our summer holiday of 2007.

We're returning to the Amsterdam Manor Resort, located on Eagle Beach, just 12 months after our last visit. The good thing about that is that we can use the photos from May 2006 to illustrate a daily posting that, in best Blue Peter tradition, has been prepared earlier.

By the end of today, we should have made good use of the above - the hotel's beach bar where every hour is happy hour. Cocktails are the speciality, and we will be making our way through the list intending to sample each and every one of them by the end of the two weeks.

And while each song will be pre-selected, other than this first postcard from the edge, the words will all be fresh.

mp3 : Darlingheart - Wish You Were Here

I don't know too much about this band. I first heard this song on a compilation tape made by Jacques the Kipper back in 1993, and I picked up the 12" single a couple of weeks later for £1.99. It was on Phonogram Records. Can anyone add anything more??

More from the beach tomorrow. Maybe.......

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

THE ONE DOWNSIDE ABOUT GOING ON HOLIDAY.........




...is the fact that you seriously piss-off those members of the family who aren't going with you.

That's Charley on the left and Jarvis (who I named after Mr Cocker) on the right.

Charley came to Villain Mansions last December after being well-looked after (ie over-fed) by a young couple who now had a baby to concern them, while Jarvis was picked up by Mrs Villain after she paid a visit to a cat rescue sanctuary back in January (he had been abandoned in a not terribly nice part of Glasgow).

And this is the first holiday we've taken since they came here. And they're not happy.

Mrs Villain was trying to pack her case last night, but the cats commandeered her masses of clothes by sitting on them. Still, its slightly better behaviour than a much-missed previous cat who always lay down in any open suitcase daring us to fill it.

But they will be looked after while we're away thanks to a friend of Mrs Villain who has agreed to both house and cat-sit for the two weeks. So thank you Karen.

Och, this is getting too boring. Let's get to the songs:-

mp3 : The Cure - The Lovecats
mp3 : Terry, Blair & Anouchka - Fishbones & Scaredy Cats
mp3 : Edwyn Collins - Superficial Cat

Sorry for such a crap and dull posting.** But I've a lot on my mind just now.....I'm counting down the hours till the first exotic cocktail on the beach bar.
** Mrs Villain thinks it is not a dull and crap posting, but sentimental.

Monday, May 21, 2007

ALL APOLOGIES

Yesterday's delivery of The Sunday Post was hit by a number of technical problems, not least the panic caused when something like 3,000 of my music files went temporarily missing from the PC. And when I did find them, I had to download each of them again. I don't know what caused it, but let's say it drove home the importance of a back-up system (which has now been purchased and put into use).

Loads on the go at the moment. In two days time, I'm off with Rachel (aka Mrs Villain) to Aruba for our 2007 summer holiday. We're returning to the same resort we were in at this time last year, and are expecting two weeks of total relaxation in a really friendly environment.

One great thing is that the resort offers guest free access to the Internet, so I have plans to try and keep TVV alive and kicking over the holiday period. In the meantime, its all systems go with packing and nonsense, as well as trying to tie up loose ends on a really exciting job opportunity that came my way last week. More on that as and when I have news.

Thanks to everyone who took the time to leave comments over the past few days - seems that most folk prefer when I do postings featuring songs from the 80s and 90s rather than more modern or recent music. As I've mentioned before, I'll try and do requests as well, but obviously won't be able to over the coming weeks.

Today's posting features some different versions of one of my favourite songs of all time. It originally appeared on the LP The Correct Use Of Soap that came out in 1980 (an LP that is sure to be featured in greater depth in the not too distant future on TVV), although I'm offering the Peel Session version that was broadcast on 7th January 1980:-

mp3 : Magazine - A Song From Under The Floorboards (Peel Session)

There's been a couple of cover versions that I'm aware of, the most fanous of which appeared on a b-side of the 2006 single, The Youngest Was The Most Loved:-

mp3 : Morrissey - A Song From Under The Floorboards

The other version was posted up by Liz (aka the soon to be Mrs SVC) a few months back over at The Roaring Machine. I wasn't aware until doing my research for this post, that the man behind this particular cover version was part of an 80s act called Jellyfish, of whom I have a couple of songs on tape:-

mp3 : Jason Falkner - A Song From Under The Floorboards

I'm delighted at long last that Magazine and Howard Devoto are getting lots of critical praise. They were one of my favourite acts of the early 80s, and remain the one band that I regret never having seen live - I had a couple of opportunities but it just didn't happen.

I've also put a clip of Magazine performing a love version over at The Video Villain.

As ever, please try and buy the songs if you like them. Use the search facility here for ease.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

GREAT UNACKNOWLEDGED ALBUMS OF OUR TIME (Part 7)

Technically, this isn't really an unacknowledged album as such, as I've seen it in a few 'Best Of' lists in some music papers. But I was moved to post it after reading this over at Nancy's fabby wee blog, I'm Not Always So Stupid. In particular, its in response to Comrade Colin's comment on the post that New Order should have disbanded in around 1985.

If so, we would have been denied this masterpiece, which remains the only record that I have on vinyl, CD and cassette.

I won't bore anyone with the story of New Order. If you need or want to know anything, then I suggest you pay a visit to FAC 411 (a number awarded by Tony Wilson himself) which is better known as worldinmotion.net, easily the best website devoted to all things New Order, and indeed Joy Division. Click here for the link.

Suffice to say, that the release of Brotherhood in 1986 had disappointed many New Order fans. It was, in the main, a lacklustre affair and indeed was shown up as such when the compilation LP Substance was issued the following year. The one hope was that the Greatest Hits package featured two amazing new songs - True Faith and 1963, the former a wonderful dance track driven largely by Steve & Hooky and the latter a gorgeous pop song with Barney at last penning lyrics that made sense and had a semblance of a story line.

But post-Substance, the band seemingly disappeared off the radar and some folk (including your humble scribe) thought we'd seen the last of Barney, Hooky, Steve & Gillian.

In the days before t'internet, you had to rely on the music papers for news/info on your favourite bands. One week, I read a snippet that New Order had gone to Ibiza to record a new LP. Months passed. Nothing. More months passed. Still nothing. and I assumed that somehow I had missed the news that the band had broken up.

Then, out of the blue in late 1988, a single was released. It was called Fine Time and it was really quite different from anything else the band had ever released, largely an instrumental that was clearly aimed at the dance market. And I loved it.

The album kind of sneaked out in January 1989. Little did we know that the low-key release was down to Factory Records lack of cash to give it the usual big marketing/advertising push. It came out when Britain is at its most cold, miserable and wet. But this album made you forget all that.

01. Fine Time
02. All The Way
03. Love Less
04. Round & Round
05. Guilty Partner
06. Run
07. Mr Disco
08. Vanishing Point
09. Dream Attack


Nearly every one of these tracks would make it into my Top 20 New Order songs of all time - that's how much I adore this record. It was everything that fulfilled the promise of True Faith/1963. There were immense dance numbers, there were songs of love, joy and happiness, and there were songs about having your heart-broken. Every song could have been a single. No that's not true. Every song could have been a #1 single.

Thankfully, the album did sell in reasonable quantities, but not enough to arrest Factory from the decline into receivership/administration. It did however lead to New Order being asked to take the sound of Technique into the football world when they penned the England Squad's 1990 World Cup Anthem, World In Motion, which finally gave the band the #1 hit they had been chasing for a few years.

The band's releases in the 90s and the 21st century haven't come near to matching the perfection of Technique, but I still love a great deal about New Order. But I suppose as they march towards their own half centuries, it maybe is about time they put their toys away and left it to the kids.

And here's a first for TVV......a whole album to listen to. But after you do, I insist you purchase it from here, or here or indeed here. You could even try e-bay for a vinyl or cassette copy. It's also a celebration of the fact that today will see TVV get its 50,000th hit for which I thank all of you, regular readers and casual visitors alike.

mp3 : New Order - Fine Time
mp3 : New Order - All The Way
mp3 : New Order - Love Less
mp3 : New Order - Round & Round
mp3 : New Order - Guilty Partner
mp3 : New Order - Run
mp3 : New Order - Mr Disco
mp3 : New Order - Vanishing Point
mp3 : New Order - Dream Attack

Ah, listening to this today has put me in full-on holiday mode. Just as well that myself and Mrs Villain are off to an exotic beach loaction again next Wednesday....

Friday, May 18, 2007

WELCOME TO PARADISE

Today is the big day. Friday 18th May 2007. When our favourite blogger girl touches down on UK soil to begin her new life with one of our favourite blogger boys.

Yup, Liz will soon disembark from her Virgin Airlines (giggle giggle) flight into the arms of Simon who will whisk her off to her own island paradise. Sorry, drag her onto a ferry whose final destination is the Isle of Man.

Where?

The Isle Of Man - a self-governing British dependency, located in the Irish Sea at the geographical centre of the British Isles. 48 kilometres (32 miles) long and between 13 and 24 kilometres (8 and 15 miles) wide, the island has an area of around 572 km² (221 square miles).

Its population yesterday stood at approx 80,058. As of today, that stands at 80,059.

And there's a whole load of us real pleased about that.

So this TVV's official welcome to Ms Elizabeth Lambert. I suspect however, that, as she puts it, she and Simon have some, um, catching up to do over the weekend, it may be a while before she reads it. Here's my guess at what Simon's first words might be:-

mp3 : Urusei Yatsura - Hello Tiger (Peel version)

Urusei Yatsura were formed in Glasgow in the early 90s and were together for eight years, during which time they released three albums and something like ten singles. They were big favourites of the late John Peel, and this is a version of one their singles, transmitted on Peel's show on 14th August 1997. I thoroughly recommend the LP Slain By Urusei Yatsura, which you can buy here.

And here's something a bit soppy, and one of Mrs Villain's favourites:-

mp3 : Weezer - Island In The Sun

I might need to be investigated under the Trades Description Act for associating that particular song with a land mass that lies halfway between Ireland and England where, strangely enough, it often rains and the wind is cold. But love conquers all. Talking of which, I understand it was this a few months back:-

mp3 : Kylie Minogue - Love At First Sight

I will not hear a bad word about the Aussie pop-princess. So go on you music-snobs, download that as much as you'll download this, the final and rather obvious track to say congrats to the pair of them:-

mp3 : The Fall - Spoilt Victorian Child

Mark E Smith and Kylie in the one posting. That's Entertainment.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

HOW CAN YOU SAY I GO ABOUT THINGS IN THE WRONG WAY?



The rare-ish stuff from the 80s seems to have gone down well with many of you this past couple of days. So I thought I'd throw something a little bit special at you...

mp3 : The Smiths - How Soon Is Now? (Peel Version)

I picked this up on a bootleg CD that I bought in Dublin a few years back, and according to the information on the cover, it is an unreleased John Peel Session broadcast on 9th August 1994.

I don't think I need to say much more.

But I do have to point out that I'm just two days away from my bandwith allowance being reset and am nearing my limit for the current month. So if you do try and download and find that you're unable to do so, come back again at the end of the week or over the weekend. Thanks.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

THE SOUL'S JOY LIES IN THE DOING



Outside of Glasgow, my top city in terms of music has to be Manchester. The Smiths, Joy Division/New Order, and Magazine are among my all-time list of great bands, and I’ve a soft spot for The Stone Roses, Happy Mondays, James and Oasis. And of course everyone likes Mark E Smith and The Fall….. Don’t they???

And then there’s Buzzcocks (although a close friend from Manchester will always insist, and rightly so, that Buzzcocks are from Bolton, a substantial town of its own merit some 20 km outside of the northern metropolis)

Most music aficionados will know that the Sex Pistols were in the inspiration for Howard Devoto (vocals) and Pete Shelley (guitar) to form Buzzcocks in the summer of 1976. The other members of the band were Pete Diggle (bass) and John Maher (drums).

In January 1977, the true punk DIY ethos was followed to the letter with the formation of a brand new record label specifically to record and release the band’s debut, an EP called Spiral Scratch. Just two months later, and at a time when every major record company on the planet wanted them to sign on the dotted line, Devoto dropped the bombshell that he was leaving.

The news however, didn’t deter the others from carrying on. Shelley took over the responsibility of being the main songwriter, as well as lead vocalist, Diggle moved to guitar, while a new bass player, Garth Smith was recruited. By August, they had signed to the United Artists label (part of EMI who had of course dropped The Pistols), and debut single Orgasm Addict came out in October. Not surprisingly, this ode to teenage masturbation was banned from radio play across the UK and didn’t trouble the charts. By the turn of the year, the band had fired bassist Smith (seemingly he just wasn’t a good enough player) and brought Steve Garvey into the fold. The new line-up was to conquer the UK in 1978 and 1979 thanks to a run of incredibly good singles that were released at roughly two-monthly intervals.

And it is these 8 singles, and their b-sides, nearly all of which last no more than two and bit minutes at a time, that make up one of the most listenable bits of vinyl ever to be let loose on the world.

Ostensibly, it’s a greatest hits collection, and from recollection, was the first of its type from a punk/new wave band. Singles Going Steady came out in September 1979, and it featured everything bar tracks from the debut EP.

01. Orgasm Addict – released in October 1977 but didn’t chart
02. What Do I Get? – released in February 1978 and reached #37 in the charts
03. I Don’t Mind – released in May 1978 and reached #55 in the charts
04. Love You More – released in July 1978 and reached #34 in the charts
05. Ever Fallen In Love? – released in October 1978 and reached #12 in the charts
06. Promises – released in December 1978 and reached #20 in the charts
07. Everybody’s Happy Nowadays – released in March 1979 and reached #29 in the charts
08. Harmony In My Head – released in August 1979 and reached #32 in the charts.

Tracks 9-16 were the b-sides of each single.

The chart positions might not look much to anyone nowadays, but you had to sell tens of thousands of singles to make the Top 40 in the late 70s, and the band managed this with ease. The record were also magnificently packaged, with covers and labels being colour co-ordinated (usually with the use of bright and cheerful day-glow colours).

Then, all of a sudden it all went pear-shaped. In October 1979, the band embarked on a major tour of the main concert venues across the UK, including the 3,000 capacity Glasgow Apollo. Every night they were blown away by the support act who were something fresh, new and fronted by someone unlike anyone we had seen before. Their support act was Joy Division.

Before long, the music press had started to turn against Buzzcocks. The reviews of the late 1979 tour were full of praise for the support act and full of venom for the main act who were now seen as has-beens. Having been constantly in the limelight with single and after single after single, and tour after tour after tour (not to mention 3 LPs in the space of two years), they disappeared for much of 1980, emerging in the Autumn for a tour which hardly anyone bought tickets for, and an album and two singles that no-one bought. Six months later, Shelley dissolved Buzzcocks.
The band did reform again almost a decade later, but that is perhaps a tale best left for a future posting.

For a short period in my life when I was 15/16 years of age, Buzzcocks, along with The Jam, could do no wrong in my eyes. They made great records that sounded magnificent on the radio, giving us a perfect combination of punk/new wave and pop. Singles Going Steady is glorious in all aspects except for having a lousy sleeve that was completely different in style to the works of art that had accompanied all the previous releases. Most of the lesser known b-sides are every bit as good as the singles themselves.

It was a real dilemma selecting the tracks to actually post, but in the end, I’ve gone for the flop single, the single that didn’t have Pete Shelley singing lead vocals and two more than worthy b-sides:-

mp3 : BuzzcocksOrgasm Addict
mp3 : Buzzcocks – Harmony In My Head
mp3 : Buzzcocks – Oh Shit!
mp3 : Buzzcocks – Noise Annoys

This is a record that every collection just has to contain. A re-mastered copy with loads of extra tracks is very widely available and cheap to boot. Order it from here if you live in the UK, and here is you live elsewhere. You will not regret it.

A couple of boring facts to end.

(a) John Maher was the drummer in Buzzcocks. It is also the real name of another Manchester musician who went on to achieve fame, fame fatal fame a few years later. To avoid confusion with the famous drummer, this young, handsome and talented guitarist changed his forename and surname ever so slightly to Johnny Marr.

(b) The lead track on the Spiral Scratch EP was called Boredom. And it was name-checked by the god-like Edwyn Collins who penned this lyric:-

“You know me I’m acting dumb-dumb
You know the scene is very humdrum
And my favourite song is entitled Boredom’

From Rip It Up. A song one or two of you might just be aware of.

PS : The title on the posting is a quote from a different P.Shelley, but it kind of sums up why I blog...

Monday, May 14, 2007

YOUR FLEXIBLE FRIENDS


Have a look here for the full Orange Juice discography.

Other than the ultra-rare and now very expensive debut Postcard single and Felicity flexidisc, I'm delighted to say that via purchases at the time, rummages around e-bay and finding a couple of things in second hand shops, I've now got the lot, all of which, including the b-sides, I finally got round to converting to mp3 files the other day.

The flexidisc that came with Bridge contains one of today's rare offering for your enjoyment:-

mp3 : Orange Juice - Poor Old Soul (flexidisc version)

One of their oldest and best songs. I'm certain that the flexidisc version is a unique recording, live in the studio.

The other mp3 is the flexidisc pictured above:-

mp3 : Orange Juice - The Day I Went Down To Texas (flexidisc version)

This came out a number of months before it appeared on the Texas Fever LP and is a slightly different recording.

I'm happy to take requests for anyone looking for the b-sides or anything else.

Sunday, May 13, 2007

IN THIS WEEK'S SUNDAY POST


My excuse for the lack of activity yesterday was that I spent almost all of the day converting a big load of vinyl to mp3s via the USB turntable.

I'm quite chuffed with the purchases I made during the week when I spent a couple of hours in a record exchange place in the centre of Glasgow. A whole load of 7" and 12" singles as well as one LP.

The best thing of all though was the that my visit was the day after Fil posted an EP for Colin something he had been meaning to for months - read here. Until that post I knew nothing of said EP, but just 24 hours later, I stumbled across it in a dusty box going for the princely sum of 50p.....needless to say it's going to find a new more welcoming home at chez Colin.

So what other bargains did I garnish?? Far too many too mention. Some things cost as little as 25p, while I was prepared to pay £2 and £3 for some singles that I was keen to pick up, primarily for their b-sides. Things such as this:-

mp3 : R.E.M. - Pop Song 89 (acoustic)

This was the b-side to Stand, and is an acoustic live version recorded and mixed in four minutes at a soundcheck in Orlando on 30th April 1989. It was this method of recording that the band returned to a number of years later when they put together their awesome LP New Adventures In Hi-Fi.

There was also this:-

mp3 : The The - Armageddon Days Are Here (again) (Orchestral Version)

A remix found on the b-side of the single. A timeless message from Matt and the boys a full 18 years after its release thanks to all the stuff that's going on in Iraq and elsewhere on the planet.
And the third great and rare b-side:-

mp3 : Elvis Costello - I Hope You're Happy Now (acoustic and solo)

One of the outstanding tracks on Blood And Chocolate, is stripped right back to basics with just EC and his acoustic guitar. Gobsmackingly gorgeous and a more than worthy companion to the track on the a-side of the single - I Want You.

And completing the quartet of great stuff from the 80s (those who say it was a decade of soulless and dull music are plain wrong) is a joyous upbeat protest song that built on the success of the Nelson Mandela single some 12 months earlier:-

mp3 : Robert Wyatt & the SWAPO Singers - The Wind Of Change

SWAPO was the national liberation movement of Namibia that was then at war with the Apartheid-led regime of South Africa. A prophetic song given the revolutionary events in that part of the world in the latter part of the 80s.

All four songs are on a different file server than usual as I'm nearing my bandwith limits for the month. Sorry if it takes a bit longer than normal to load, but I think you'll find they're all worth it.

Tune in tomorrow for some more crackly bits of plastic masquerading as entertainment in the digital age.

Friday, May 11, 2007

YOU TALKING TO ME??????



Fil at Pogo A Go-Go was the first person I saw have this little bit of fun.

Then it ended up with Crash at PLILAS.

And because Crash didn't want to be Johnny no-mates that he couldn't pass the chain onto, and I'm an all-round nice guy, I volunteered to be next.

Q1. Alerius C of Tralfamadore likes the cut of your jib, and empowers you to revisit specific live performances of five songs whenever you choose. What five performances do you choose, and why?

How joyous to find that someone at last, after almost 44 years on this planet, likes the cut of my jib.

I have no idea how many live gigs I’ve been to since 1979 – and lord knows how many live acts I’ve seen. I could go through the record collection and work part of it out, but for every one of them, there will probably be two acts that I’ve never bought any records by.

But enough of the gibberish – it’s time to face up to the question.

(a) Joe Jackson – Is She Really Going Out With Him?

Glasgow Tiffany’s 1980. Joe had enjoyed his chart success and was about to enter into a few years of oblivion before Stepping Out went Top3. The venue was maybe 70% full and I got right down near the front for the first time in my life. This song was the encore – and Joe turned into a masterpiece that lasted the best part of 10 minutes, starting it off as a piano-led ballad before bit by bit the rest of the band (who had been in top form all night) joined in. By the end it was an angry rant keeping in spirit with the true meaning of the song.

(b) Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds – The Curse of Millhaven

Glasgow Barrowlands 2001. Mrs Villain’s favourite Bad Seeds number and one neither of us thought we’d ever see live. Another one kept for the encore and so rare in the live canon that Nick needed idiot boards to get all the words correct. The band thrashed away and Nick ranted and raved about murders and Prozac. A few weeks later he did the same again in Lyon, France and the results can be seen on the live DVD , God Is In The House. But being there in Glasgow was even better.

(c) Paul Quinn & the Independent Group– Will I Ever Be Inside Of You?

Glasgow Film Theatre - September 1995. A one-off gig in a cinema. the band played as movie montages unfolded behind them. A quite incredible night topped-off when a singer from Scottish Opera hotfooted it from her performance on stage some 500 yards around the corner and provided backing vocals, still dressed in her operatic outfit, for the title track of Paul Quinn & The Independent Group's second LP. Truly beautiful. Truly breathtaking. And the last time that i ever got to see Paul Quinn perform on the stage. Sigh


(d) TindersticksJism

Edinburgh Jaffa Cake late 90s. The hottest gig I’ve ever been at in my life. A tiny attic room that was part of an Edinburgh Fringe Festival venue more akin to hosting comedians and staging plays by undergraduate theatre groups. I’ve no idea just how the fire authorities were able to let so many folk in. So hot that the band removed their jackets. I know I’m likely to go to hell when I die – and it will be a dawdle compared to surviving that August night without passing out. The roar that greeted this epic number would have graced the winning goal of any cup final

(e) The Smiths – Hand In Glove

Glasgow QM Union 1982. The first time I ever saw them live. The first song I ever heard them play live. A life-changing moment.


Q2. Tell us about the high points and low points of a typical working day.

The high point is lunchtime and the moments that I’m able to spend in any one of a number of half-decent (Avalanche, Fopp, Missing) or indeed rubbishy (Virgin, HMV) record stores in Glasgow city centre.

I don’t think about the low points – if I did I wouldn’t make any effort to come in. But they’re usually the result of something happening outwith my direct control but which ultimately will end up at my desk requiring immediate fixing.

Sorry it’s a dull answer, but there’s little really exciting about working in a huge bureaucracy.


Q3. You’ve been convicted of the murder of the football commentator who said they’ll be dancing on the streets of Raith tonight, and your final appeal has failed. It’s time to choose your last meal.

I wouldn’t be settling for a last meal at this point. I’d be mobilising the troops, with hopefully comrades like Toad, Colin, Simon, Liz, Crash and everyone who has a modicum of love for me (that includes you Mrs Villain) organising last minute petitions to the top brass explaining that it was a mercy killing as all football commentators on British television deserve to be garroted.

But I guess you guys will get nowhere. So I would demand, as my last request, a bowl of pasta from a magnificent Milanese restaurant –
Da Ilia – to be washed down with a bottle of Valpolicella Amarone red vino. Failing that, a bowl of Kellogg’s Sugar Frosties – after all, on the eve of my execution, I will no longer be worrying about its effect on my waistline.

Q4. It’s 2012 and Scotland is to be retired in order to pay for the London Olympics. You’re responsibility is to preserve ten Scottish songs for posterity. What do you choose.

I could refer you all back to a series of earlier postings that appeared on TVV in which the choices of the personal Top 10s of myself & Jacques the Kipper for the poll at Jock’n’Roll were aired and discussed. I was only allowed one song per artist, and my list featured Orange Juice, Sons & Daughters, Bronski Beat, Bourgie Bourgie, Associates ec, etc...

But if Scotland is to be retired, then the lawmakers will inevitably deem that all good things associated with the country must be outlawed forever in order to prevent a revolutionary uprising. So all my choice of songs will come from a prescribed list of such crap that the authorities will thereby ensure that no-one in their right mind would ever want to be part of a nation once again….

Andy Stewart – A Scottish Soldier; Neil Reid – Mother Of Mine; Jim Diamond – I Should Have Known Better; Darius - Colourblind; Simple Minds – Belfast Child; Aneka – Japanese Boy; Wet Wet Wet - Goodnight Girl; Gun - Word Up; Lena Martell - One Day At A Time; Runrig - Loch Lomond.

Ten stinkers I'm sure you agree.

Q5. We all need a bit of direction in our leisure time. What should we be watching on the telly? Something current, something from the last few years and something to buy and enjoy on dvd.

The only long-running thing really worth watching is The Simpsons. Need I say anymore?


In terms of recent stuff no longer with us, I think it has to be
Our Friends In The North - the last thirty seconds of which had me blubbering away like a big southern jessie.

On DVD – make sure you get every episode of The Sopranos. It can be watched over and over again as small details emerge each episode as hugely significant for the future.

If I was to choose a DVD movie, it would be High Fidelity. I want to be as cool and handsome as John Cusack, and I want to own a record store but only if I could afford it to run at a huge loss as I would only sell records which I liked…..

So that's what I've got to say in response to Crash's five questions. If you'd like to play along, send me an e-mail and I'll get some probing stuff over to you. Go on...you know you want to.

Oh, I suppose I better put up an mp3 given you've got this far:-

mp3 : Tindersticks - Jism (live)

Oh and here's another while I'm at it. Sorry it's not live:-

mp3 : Paul Quinn & The Independent Group - Will I Ever Be Inside Of You?

Thursday, May 10, 2007

IT'S BEEN A WHILE....

...since the wonderful Arab Strap made an appearance at TVV.

For those of you who don't know, Arab Strap were a band from Falkirk, Scotland, comprising vocalist Aidan Moffat and guitarist Malcolm Middleton. They began recording in 1995, released their first album in 1996 and were together for 10 years.

It would be easy to categorise Arab Strap as a miserablist act. Easy but wrong. Yes, many of their songs have sparse arrangements around downbeat lyrics which which see life - and love - as an every day struggle. But there are often some cracking tunes that are as good as anything any other indie act could come up with, and the lyrics are often laugh out loud.

Aidan is a fine singer, but often his delivery is more akin to the spoken word in a very distinctive Scottish accent. Malcolm is a hugely underrated guitar player, best appreciated in the live context, particularly in the latter part of the band's career as his confidence in his own abilities grew.

Arab Strap were fairly hedonistic with drugs and alcohol much in evidence throughout their existence. Arab Strap were a self-deprecating act who never made any great claims about their brilliance despite being one of the most original bands to come out of the UK in the last few years of the 20th Century. Arab Strap above all else, were hugely entertaining and never dull.

It would be fair to say that some of their songs do make uneasy listening, whether for the frankness of the lyrics or the subject matter, while some tunes are less easy on the ear than others. But they've left behind a body of work comprising six studio albums, one live album, one compilation album and around a dozen singles/EPs that were officially released along with a number of live releases and other singles/EPs that had very limited availability for fans/folks attending gigs.

They split up in late 2006. And I miss them.

And although not renowned as a singles band, they certainly had their moments:-

mp3 : Arab Strap - The First Big Weekend (1996)
mp3 : Arab Strap - Here We Go (1998)
mp3 : Arab Strap - Love Detective (2001)
mp3 : Arab Strap - Speed-Date (2006)

Oh and if you're wondering about the photo that accompanies this particular posting, have a listen to the lyrics of Speed-Date.

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

COMPILATION CDs (6)

A number of monthly music magazines now provide a free CD for readers, with the full support of major and independent record labels alike, presumably in the hope of enticing casual listeners to buy the album if they liked the individual track. I've got a fair bundle of these. mostly from Q, but also NME, Uncut and magazines that are no more such as Vox and Select.

More often than not, there will be a couple of tracks that are of appeal, while there will equally be a couple of right stinkers. After all, the idea of the CD is usually to try and offer some appeal to as wide an audience as possible.

Today's offering however, comes from the December 1998 edition of a monthly movie magazine entitled Neon. Now I know for certain that I did not buy the magazine for the content as I'm not a great one for spending much time in the cinema. I reckon it would have been something I bought in an airport departure lounge to read on a long plane journey and then left in the seat pocket. Even then, the prime reason for the purchase would have been to have a listen to the CD on holiday as those were the days before mp3 players and it was a walletfull of discs that accompanied me to the beach.

It's a CD of 15 tracks that featured on movie soundtracks:-

01 : Pulp - We Are The Boyz (from Velvet Goldmine)
02 : The Cardigans - War (from A Life Less Ordinary)
03 : The O'Jays - Love Train (from The Last days of Disco)
04 : Marc Alamond - One Night Of Sin (from Mojo)
05 : D'Angelo - She's Always In My Hair (from Scream 2)
06 : Morcheeba - Killer Hippie (from Psycho)
07 : Odyseey - Going Back To My Roots (from The Full Monty)
08 : Space - Lost In Space (from Lost In Space)
09 : The Sons Of Silence - Bobby Dazzler (from The Acid House)
10 : Grant Lee Buffalo - The Whole Shebang (from Velvet Goldmine)
11 : Pete Wingfield - 18 With A Bullet (from Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels)
12 : Sunhouse - Monkey Dead (from Twentyfourseven)
13 : David Holmes - Rip Rip (from Out Of Sight)
14 : Fluke - Bullet (from Face)
15 : Madrid Symphonic Orchestra - Christmas 1970 (from Live Flesh)

Can't say that I rushed out and bought any of the full soundtracks. Sorry that's a lie - I picked up A Life Less Ordinary a couple of years later in a sale for £2.

Indeed, having just typed all of these out, I can't begin to tell you what at least six of the tracks sound like as it must be December 1998 since I last played them. But there are three brilliant bits of music that I have subsequently shoved on compilation tapes and then onto the i-pod. As far as I know, none of the these are available on anything other than the movie soundtracks or this compilation CD (but don't quote me on it):-

mp3 : David Holmes - Rip Rip
mp3 : Grant Lee Buffalo - The Whole Shebang
mp3 : Marc Almond - One Night Of Sin

The first number is a real funky number that should get your toes tapping, your shoulders shaking and your head bopping in appreciation, It also contains dialogue from the film which starred George Clooney and Jennifer Lopez, and when I saw it on Sky Movies a couple of months back, I actually found myself able to quote some of said dialogue from knowing the bit of music .

I can't offer any comment on the movies in which songs two and three feature. I didn't fancy Velvet Goldmine and didn't even make an effort to watch it when it came on telly. I do know however, that it's a song that will surprise any Grant Lee Buffalo/Grant Lee Philips fans out there as it is quite unlike anything else the band/he has recorded.

The Marc Almond song is in some ways a typical offering from the sleaze-meister, and quite brilliantly done. But I have no idea what the film Mojo was about or who was in it.

And that's your lot from a very unusual free CD. 70s disco classics alongside established 90s chart acts and a few acts who are long forgotten if in fact ever know in the first place. If you want to buy the CD, I noticed that it's going on e-bay for 99p plus postage.

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

A BLOG CROSSOVER




Some of you will know that I occasionally post some stuff over at The Video Villain.

But I've found something, thanks to someone called Parkhill 62, which is worth posting direct to this site.

Please sit back and take in the majesty of a very rare recording of Bourgie Bourgie performing on a Channel 4 programme called 'Switch' back in the early 1980s.

It's a cover of a single released back in 1981 by Jazzateers.

And here's the original version, with lead vocal duties performed by Grahame Skinner, later to find fame with Hipsway, who had a massive hit with The Honeythief. Paul Quinn is on backing vocals....

mp3:Jazzateers - Show Me The Door

Enjoy both versions.

Monday, May 07, 2007

RED AND YELLOW AND PINK AND GREEN..

.....Purple and Orange and Blue.

I liked this photo of Glasgow University that I found over at flickr.com. Thought some songs would go well with it.

mp3 : Sons & Daughters - Red Receiver
(from the LP The Repulsion Box)

mp3 : Elvis Costello & The Attractions - Green Shirt
(from the LP Armed Forces)

mp3 : Alexi Murdoch - Orange Sky
(from the LP Time Without Consequence)

mp3 : Cocteau Twins - Bluebeard
(from the LP Four-Calendar Cafe)

Mrs Villain is not a fan of Sons & Daughters while I think they're rather fabulous. Even when faced with an indifferent or hostile crowd, complicated by sound problems (as was the case when I saw them support at different times, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds and Morrissey), they are a band that give everything when playing live.

Alexi Murdoch was another act that I was introduced to via Colin over at And Before The First Kiss, Alexi's debut LP released just last year, and from which the tune comes, is a real joy to listen to. The man has a wonderfully smooth vocal talent that deserves a much bigger audience.

Elvis still has the ability to grab my attention some three decades after he first burst onto the music scene, while Liz, Robin & Simon rarely, in my opinion, sounded better than they did on their 1993 LP from which the above track is taken (although I suspect I'm holding a minority opinion on that).

Please go and buy all of the above from a record store, such as this one, near your home.

PS : A couple more songs have been added over at The Video Villain featuring Bourgie Bourgie (especially for Paulene) and Billy Bragg doing 'Great Leap Forwards' last summer in Dublin (especially for ctelblog).

Sunday, May 06, 2007

GREAT UNACKNOWLEDGED ALBUMS OF OUR TIME (Part 6)

After a strange few days, I'm going to try and now get this show back on the road.

For anyone interested in the stuff I was mentioning the other day about the elections in Scotland, well it turned into a 7am - 6.30 am then a 8am - 11pm shift over Thursday/Friday - in effect 90 minutes sleep in a 40 hour period. I guess it was akin to being a parent sometimes....

But anyway, while much of what unravelled at election counts in Scotland was farcical (and read here if you want more info), it actually went all right on the night in Glasgow, and again over the duration of Friday. It's all done and dusted, and so as I said earlier, back to blogging and mp3s with no distractions.

Can it really now be 25 years since this underrated masterpiece hit the record racks? It seems so...

Scritti Politti, which in effect was really just a vehicle for the talents of Welsh-born singer-songwriter Green Gartside had been kicking around as a band since the late 1970s. Gartside had a reputation in the music press as a left-wing intellectual, which was maintained with the release of the debut single Skank Bloc Bologna which was regarded as a pro-feminist song that attacked the way that much of society expected young women to conform to a lifestyle of dull humdrum work and then raise families.

I never actually liked the debut single and still don't listen to it much today. If there was ever such a thing as free-form new wave, then this was it. The production values were non-existant, the vocals are lost amidst all sorts of sharp and abrupt changes in rhythm and you couldn't really dance to it. So I never thought I'd pay much attention to Scritti Politti again.

A couple of years later, I picked up a free cassette with the NME which featured a Scritti Politti song entitled The Sweetest Girl. It was absolutely gorgeous and as far removed from Bologna as you could imagine. It's not quite a ballad, not quite a full-blown radio friendly pop-song. It was driven along sedately by a piano and a drum machine and a fantastic near-falsetto vocal performance by Green.

It was later released as a single on Rough Trade Records and topped the indie charts. I remember buying the single and after listening to the a-side a couple of times flipping it over to something called Lions After Slumber - a funk/rap number that just blew me away. I spent many many hours trying to decipher the lyric......

Into 1982 and another single came out in the summer. It was called Faithless. And it was joyful, soulful and with a hint of gospel. Three completely different song styles, and every one of them on heavy rotation.

And yet another single appeared later in the summer - a double a-side effort entitled Asylums in Jerusalem/Jacques Derrida - this time there were hints of reggae kicking around as well as a more pop-orientated feel. By now, I was itching for the album to appear.

It was a really brave move to call it Songs To Remember as it left Green (as he was by now calling himself) open to ridicule. It turned out not to to be an outlandish statement. The track listing was:-

01 : Asylums in Jerusalem
02 : A Slow Soul
03 : Jacques Derrida
04 : Lions After Slumber
05 : Faithless
06 : Sex
07 : Rock-A-Boy Blue
08 : Gettin' Havin' & Holdin'
09 : The Sweetest Girl

There's not a bad track on this album. My only gripe at the time was the fact it had only nine songs, of which only four were brand new. The new songs showed further musical talents, especially on the jazz-tinged Rock-A-Boy Blue which was featured a lengthy double-bass solo.

I thought I was in a real minority falling in love with Scritti Politti in 1982 as I don't recall them having any real chart success - certainly none of the singles did anything. So I was surprised to learn in doing a wee bit of research that Songs To Remember sold enough to reach #12 in the UK album charts.

Green was now a man in demand, and he signed a huge deal with Virgin Records. Within two years he was a bona-fide pop star crawling all over the UK and US charts with a succession of pop singles that were typical of that decade - synthesiser-led, big big production sounds and topped-off by expensive videos with Green wearing designer clothes and expensive haircuts. These hit singles, and the subsequent album Cupid & Psyche weren't all that bad compared to an awful lot of the drivel that dominated the charts at the time, but the joy and beauty of the debut album had been left behind.

My vinyl copy of Songs To Remember was pretty much unplayable by around 1990. The only time I heard any of the songs was when they came up on any compilation cassette tapes that I had made up over the years. It wasn't until 2001 that I again got to hear all of the album in its glory when it was finally given a long-delayed release on CD. It still sounded incredible and timeless. And...........it came with a lyric booklet, so I quickly discovered discovered that I had gotten about 85% of the words to Lions After Slumber spot-on......

mp3 : Scritti Politti - Faithless
mp3 : Scritti Politti - Gettin' Havin & Holdin'

I suppose you all know that Scottish popsters Wet Wet Wet took their band name from a line in the second of the above mp3s. Well you all know now....

Incidentally, if anyone has a 12" copy of Faithless, would they be kind enough to turn it, and the instrumental b-side into a couple of mp3s and fire them over to me by e-mail. It was a single that I used to own....but someone borrowed it and never returned it (I know who they are, but I've lost touch with them....).

25 years ago eh? I'm getting on a bit.

PS : thanks to everyone who has left comments over the past couple of weeks - especially the lovely fella/lass who took great delight in saying that The Jam reunion tours sans Weller had gone down well. Read here (you'll need to scroll down a bit to the 10th comment...)

I usually try and reply to each comment, but have struggled recently I promise to spend a bit of time doing so later today...

Saturday, May 05, 2007

ONE LESS THING TO WORRY ABOUT

The big big football match this afternoon didn't go as hoped.

Raith Rovers lost 3-1 to Stirling Albion in the play-off match. The season is thus, officially over.

It was a better season than initially expected, but today turned out to be a bit of an anti-climax. In truth however, it was a fair result.

mp3 : Carter USM - The Final Comedown

Off to drown my sorrows and to celebrate the end of a horrific working week.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

MIXING POP AND POLITICS

A few hundred thousand of these are going to be passing my way over the next 24 hours, and it's not gonna be a bundle of fun.

For those of you who haven't picked up some threads here and elsewhere, I've a job that currently involves me being heavily involved in the management and administration of the elections which on Thursday 3rd May will possibly result in a new government for Scotland and a significant changes to the political make-up for Glasgow.

Sorry if all bores you, but let's face it, it pays the wages which pays for the costs of supplying you lovely people with lovely mp3s.

I might get on the telly at the count, and Crash over at Pretending Life Is Like A Song has challenged me to wear some sort of badge with which I can be easily identified.

If only I had the balls to do so......but my P45 would be in the post. I will be so neutral it's going to be frightening. It's very much the grey suit, white shirt, and at a black/white striped tie (designer label of course...) as one has to avoid the colours of the main parties for fear of being accused of some sort of subliminal bias.

So...this just might be the last post for a couple of days. Wednesday has been a 7am - 7pm shift (meaning I don't get to a major football game tonight), Thursday will be 7am - 4am, and Friday 9am - 4pm. I'm then going to try and catch up with sleep before the return leg of the big football match this coming Saturday afternoon. But who knows, if the Red Bull does its magic, I might find some time to offer up a few words.

In the meantime, here's a song which mentions a rather famous Scottish politician:-

mp3 : James Kirk - Get On Board

Here's a song title that kind of sums up how it all seems to be going

mp3 : The Dears - Summer of Protest

And two wee rare gems to close things off:-

mp3 : Aztec Camera - The Red Flag
mp3 : Billy Bragg & The Redstars - Waiting For The Great Leap Forwards (live)

Enjoy the sunshine while I'm sweating indoors.

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

ALWAYS THE QUIET ONE


A few months back, I posted a tribute to the late great Billy MacKenzie. A couple of folk thought I was being unfair in ignoring the contributions of Alan Rankine, but as I explained at the time, the timing of the tribute was to coincide with the 10th anniversary of Billy's very sad death and that at some point in the future I'd focus on Alan.

So I thought folk would be interested in reading this lengthy but brilliantly written piece, taken from The Guardian newspaper on 27th April:-

In recent years, the music business HND course at Glasgow's Stow College has become mildly legendary. That's partly as a result of the record label its students manage - which thus far has been responsible for the debut releases by Belle And Sebastian, Biffy Clyro and Snow Patrol - and partly as a result of the number of successful music-industry professionals it turns out. "We've taught all sorts of people," says lecturer Alan Rankine. One recent pupil, he notes, has just been headhunted by all-powerful gig promoters the Mean Fiddler Music Group. You can detect a definite hint of pride in his voice as he says it, and yet, given his history, Rankine is not perhaps the first person you might entrust with teaching what the college prospectus calls "the development of essential business skills and competencies delivered in the context of the music industry" to impressionable youngsters.

For 25 years ago, when Rankine was one half of the Associates, the essential business skills and competencies of the music industries were, by his own admission, fairly low on his agenda: lower than immersing a hired drumkit in water to see what it sounded like, or urinating in an acoustic guitar, or somehow contriving to spend the band's entire record company advance of £60,000 in "about two months", all of which took place during the making of the Associates' celebrated third album, Sulk.

"I don't think there's been any exaggeration about what went on," he sighs. "If anything, I think people have been holding back a bit in their recollections. It was madness."

The result of the madness has a fair claim to the title of the most extraordinary album of the 1980s. Sulk seemed as lavish and excessive and unique as the sessions that spawned it: a dense, luxurious, woozy wall of sound, topped with the octave-scaling voice of Rankine's musical partner, the late Billy MacKenzie. Its release brought about what MacKenzie, a year before his suicide 10 years ago, described as "two and a half of our 15 minutes of fame". Two hit singles, Party Fears Two and Club Country, led to a string of notorious Top of the Pops appearances and brief ubiquity in the teen press.

Plenty of other former indie bands became bona-fide pop stars in the early 80s - ABC, Simple Minds and Scritti Politti among them - but they did so by embracing a gleaming commercial sound and image. In marked contrast, everything about Sulk was deeply strange. Its cover featured Rankine pulling what he later described as a "mental" face, in an attempt to convey "the sort of sultry sumptuousness of the music". MacKenzie's rococo lyrics reached a pinnacle of dizzying impenetrability, with Skipping's infamous couplet "ripping ropes from the Belgian wharfs / breathless beauxillious griffin once removed seemed dwarfed", baffling even his bandmates.

Before Sulk, the Associates were a critically acclaimed but commercially disastrous post-punk band. They had been noted for MacKenzie's remarkable voice and their penchant for a grand, perverse gesture - their debut single was a cover of David Bowie's Boys Keep Swinging, bafflingly released weeks after the original had made the top 10 - but sales were negligible. "Up until April 1981, we were living on air," says Rankine. "We had no money, we couldn't get a bus or a tube, we were literally stealing from people's doorsteps." Their financial situation improved when they signed a major label deal on the back of demos of Party Fears Two and Club Country. They immediately spent half the £60,000 advance on block-booking a studio "for the foreseeable future". The rest vanished almost as quickly in a demented-sounding spending spree.

MacKenzie, Rankine and bass player Michael Dempsey moved into the Swiss Cottage Holiday Inn in north London. MacKenzie booked an extra room specifically for his pet whippets, and began feeding them on smoked salmon from room service. On one occasion, MacKenzie later recalled, he bought "about 16 cashmere jumpers and put them on the bed and rolled around on them".

Vast quantities of cocaine were, inevitably, involved, MacKenzie and Rankine's enthusiasm for the drug apparently undiminished by an unfortunate early experience in which they ended up in hospital after ingesting seven grams of amphetamine, believing it to be one gram of cocaine ("If you snort 40 lines of speed in one evening," notes Rankine sagely, "you're not going to be very well").

"It was a hand-to-mouth existence whichever way you look at it," remembers Dempsey, who at one stage attempted to curb the Associates' spending on taxis, albeit by suggesting they buy a 1962 Mercedes convertible. "We were all ridiculously profligate. But it wasn't entirely ridiculous to be doing things that way because Bill would coax money out of record companies in a kind of mesmeric way. He thought that the more money we owed them, the more obligation on their part to make this work to get their investment back."

"If we hadn't spent the money, the album wouldn't have got made in the way it did," reasons Rankine. "It was mental, but there was also a self-assured cockiness, because we knew we had these songs. We knew they were going to be the motherlode."

Certainly, an atmosphere of abandon seemed to follow the Associates into the studio, hence the costly explorations of submerged drumkits, urine-filled guitars and what Dempsey describes as "the sonic riches of the most outrageously expensive synthesizers of the day, with their unbelievable one megabyte of memory". And yet, despite the druggy hedonism and experimental approach, both Dempsey and Rankine are at pains to stress the Associates' work ethic.

"All the anecdotal stories that go behind these recordings are that it was madcap crazy blokes doing all sorts of extraordinary things, but it was all quite focused as well," says Dempsey. "We weren't sitting around drinking beer and playing pool."

"In the studio, we were obsessive to the point of manic," agrees Rankine. "Every day was like 19 hours of work. We only stopped when we'd run out of ideas. We knew it was going to sound dense. To us, holding back in the first verse or first chorus, we just thought, 'Fuck that.' It's like having a wank and not coming: what's the point? It only lasts four minutes, it's not a symphony, let's just do the fucker. Here's the verse: full on. Here's the intro: full on. Here's the chorus: no difference. The only way you could make it go uphill was down to Bill's acrobatic vocals."

The album's contents were spellbinding and mysterious, swathed in echo and electronic effects: tortured ballads; strange, skittering pop songs; a spellbinding funk version of Gloomy Sunday, the 1933 song that at one stage was fancifully alleged to have inspired hundreds of suicides, including that of its composer.

Party Fears Two was its centrepiece, offering an oblique melody, puzzling lyrics, an astonishing vocal performance from MacKenzie and a piano hook so irresistible that it ended up as the theme for the Radio 4 programme Weekending. It reached No 9 in the singles chart, prompting the first of a series of Associates appearances on Top of the Pops, where the band managed to carry the Sulk sessions' atmosphere of extravagance and rule-breaking audacity into British living rooms. During the first, Rankine sported a fencing suit, samurai make-up and chopsticks in his hair, while MacKenzie sang gazing not at the camera, but at his own image in the TV monitors at the side of the stage.

On a subsequent appearance, Rankine played two guitars made of chocolate - "by Harrods," he remembers, "costing £230 each" - one of which he fed to the audience as the song progressed. "It was just to make it more interesting, less boring. We'd actually planned if we got on Top of the Pops again, I was going to be playing the guitar inside a portable Turkish bath, with my arms sticking out." He laughs. "Why, I've no idea."

But Rankine and MacKenzie didn't get on Top of the Pops again. The Associates' moment ended as quickly as it began. A few weeks after appearing on the cover of Smash Hits, MacKenzie abandoned a UK tour 24 hours before the first date, then rejected a $600,000 offer from a US label. The Associates broke up - as Dempsey puts it, "staggered by the whole experience of Sulk" - continuing in name only, as a MacKenzie solo vehicle, with diminishing artistic and commercial returns, until his death at 39.

A quarter of a century on, Sulk still sounds entirely unlike anything else. "Is it an object lesson in how not to make a record?" ponders Dempsey. "Well, yes. Except that it worked. Most of the time, using this template to make a record, it should fail dismally, it should be a horrible mess, but in this case it didn't and it stands out as a special record. It is an object lesson in how not to make a record, but every now and then people have to make records like that."

Rankine seems unsure whether people could make records like that any more, not least because no record company would allow them to. "I really feel for bands today," he says. "What the hell do they do not to fit into this ..." His voice tails off in exasperation. "Record companies have turned into shit. There's nothing left. Without sounding embittered or anything, it just must be hideous sometimes. You can't imagine it."

So, would he hold up the making of Sulk as a good or bad example to his students, eager to learn the essential business skills and competencies delivered in the context of the music industry? He roars with laughter. "I'd say, if you're brave enough, do it like that. If you don't give a fuck enough, do it like that"

It's fantastic that all these years on that Alan Rankine is given the time and space to articulate so well on something that most folk will associate (pardon the pun) with someone else. His contributions to the sound of the band were every bit as important as Billy's vocals in terms of making the band sound unlike anything else in the pop world of the 80s. I wonder if all of his students at Stow College realise just how lucky and privileged they are to have such a talent in their midst. It's actually quite incredible that he's teaching at a place such as Stow, not that I mean to belittle the establishment.

For those who don't know, Stow is where the kids not deemed quite good enough to go to University undertake their further education - it specialises in what might be termed vocational rather than academic qualifications. But as you will have spotted from the introduction to the piece in The Guardian, it has an incredible track record. And no doubt with inspiration from the likes of Alan Rankine, there are plenty of other students poised to grab our attention.

mp3 : Associates - Arrogance Gave Him Up

mp3 : Associates - White Car In Germany

mp3 : Associates - nothinginsomethingparticular

With thanks to Susan at the marvellous Exiled in Dreamworld for keeping the Associates flame burning so brightly. Please go and visit her and say hello by clicking here.

Read more about Stow College here.

Oh and here's a bonus mp3 for obsessives:-

mp3 : 39 Lyon Street - Kites